Eating is an agricultural act - Wendell Berry

Friday, October 23, 2009

mere paas...

a poor master of arts student falls in love with a rich girl.
the girl's father gets to know and berates him using big words like haisiyat (status), aukaat (guts), majaal (how dare), jurrat (gargantuan error), etc., and ends with "what do you have?"

poor guy says. "mere paas MA hai!"

ok, cheap one.
here is more...
1. injured eagle - mere paas claw hai
2. poor lawyer - mere paas law hai
3. poor cowboy - mere paas quick draw hai
4. poor lumberjack - mere paas saw hai
5. poor indian (red variety) - mere paas squaw hai
6. lech walesa - mere paas warsaw hai
7. poor vegetarian - mere paas coleslaw hai

ok. time to go.

4 comments:

kbpm said...

csm, good morning! looks like you are up super early these days... i mean, even compared to your usual...

Vanessa said...

I hope you do sleep at all..
Funny we are concerned about time of post more than the post itself :)
Eye for details!!

csm said...

sleeping at 945-10PM and getting up at 430AM.
has happened quite often in the last 2 weeks.
so sleeping is decent.
and early to bed is the main cause :-)

Ludwig said...

ada paavi